Thursday, April 03, 2008

Bye bye bobblehead

>Say goodbye, Bobblehead.

Having shouted her way through Dolly Parton's "Do I Ever Cross Your Mind" on Tuesday night's show the Filipino would be lounge singer was answered by an indifferent America. "No you don't" they said, or rather didn't - as they failed to vote for her by the million.

Who was shocked? Nobody.

Also in the bottom three - Ms. Lobotomy Brooke White and 'horseless' Kristy Lee Cook.



Better still - i-tunes cover mechant David Cook had heart palpitations and needed treatment for high blood pressure near the end of Tuesday's show. The 25 year old obviously has the constitution of a grandpa and had to be treated at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center

His story? "I have high blood pressure, and it spiked."

Very rock 'n' roll

I expect elasticated leisure pants from him next week

1 comment:

Burrellcreekkid said...

It's more than that. She couldn't move. There was something absurd about her that she trotted about the stage in a stumbly fumbly way like she was a robotron imported from North Korea to subvert the imperialist tiger that is USA.

And the dumb arse pianist. Are we the only ones who see it?