So last night America chose Kris Allen - the Gap wearing, side mouthed singing, bedroom strummer with the pleasant voice, inoffensive blonde wife, background in Church Music and penchant for the bland - over Big Tranny Adam.
Once again proving that when it comes down to it America is going to stick to the middle of the road as though there are corn dogs buried there.
I mean the man is Maroon 5 - Lite. He's a busker without the balls to hit the sidewalk. He's oatmeal... with a huge blob of caramel cream (hetrosexuality and churchy-ness) thrown in to sweeten the mouthful of mulch.
I am so glad we're outta here