Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Everything I know abt Sarah Palin


McCain/Palin '08
Originally uploaded by R.A.M.O.N.E.
She had a good line at the convention "America is at war but the only time I hear Barack Obama talk about Victory is when he's talking about his own campaign"

She supported a Safe Haven Bill - allowing mothers to give up newborn babies without penalty, if say t hebaby was really ugly or its hair clashed with the carpets (or something)

Voted Okay to deny benefits to same sex couples in 2006, then flip flopped in 2008 Vetoing a bill denying benefits to gays

Wants to "Collect DNA samples from felons" - quite how she'd do that we're not sure but in my head it involves rubber gloves, a prostate probe and a 15 minute 'leave us be' window

Wants to teach creationism alongside evolution in schools - you know the idea that God had a plan that included evolution and anything else that might come along that makes a belief in God seem a little primative. 'Cause he's like, really meta - you know?

Convinced McCain to drill offshore - probably by telling him that there's viagra there

She's not exactly Al Gore having....
Opposed protections for salmon from mining contamination.
Sued US government to stop listing polar bear as endangered.
encouraged timber, mining, drilling, & fishing.
Lobbied that Feds shouldn't list beluga whales as endangered.
Said we should convince the rest of the nation to open ANWR.

Is fertile

Has fertile daughter

Supported infamous "Bridge to Nowhere"; now criticizes it. Kinda flip floppy

Promotes Alaska wherever she can - even recommending its Big Game Hunting to troops in Kuwait

And of course she wants Teacher Led Prayer in Schools

A vagina, a flag, a gun and she'd shoot Al Gore given a chance.... she's great

1 comment:

Miss Chris said...

The woman is evil. Obama better get his big change message figured out and sold because else we are screwed.