Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Gay Aiken

So in what turned out to be news that shocked nobody at all it turns out that recent father of one and relentless 'gay rumor denier' Clay Aiken (you know - he came second to the fat guy on American Idol years ago) is gay.

Of course the Clay Mates will be upset.
The God spot brigade will be dismayed (at Clays choice of spot)
And the rest of us won't care.

Linday Lohan is a lesbian
Clay Aiken is gay
Kevin Spacey's dog likes midnight cruising spots
And the world keeps turning.

Phew

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