'Top Specialists'
... have large friendly faces...
... they explain things to you in a way that's so obviously dumbed down you wanna scream, but that makes enough sense to stop you
... they tend to disbelieve all but their own evidence
... they have minions, who prep you before said Top Specialist sweeps in and does everything again, in a more sunny manner
...have done this before - no pauses while they look for that sperm bank address somewhere on their desk; it's all pre-written and ready to be 'discreetly handed off'
... don't have water-stained ceilings - all other doctor's do
... are smiley
... carry the faint whiff of expensive automotove leather about them
... know from experience that second wives get bigger diamonds
... carry a little too much weight, making their faces and their handshakes somewhat 'piggy'
... tend to make you feel more confident than other doctors - despite their obviously not having studied your records
... are cool!
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