Two teenagers stopped me in the street today, ostensibly to talk to me about my dog. What they really wanted of course was some weed.
"Do you smoke?" they asked
"I don't" I said
"Not even weed? Or whatever your generation called it" the asked
My generation? Ouch.
Anyway I was very glad to get home and find a request from a friend to help him come up with an endline for his new website - an endeavor that specializes in 'fun gay celebrity news'
This is as much as I've managed in 5 mins
The queerest thing since We Know Who
Nothing could seal our lips
The site they can't gag
Spilling more than just beans
The site that lives in a celebrity wet spot
All the news too good to swallow
All the news that's fit to spit
Like the last one...
Anyone got any for me?
1 comment:
Your last two are my favourite – like swallow one best.
For consideration:
• Under the gaydar
• Meant to be loved, not understood (borrowing from Oscar Wilde)
• We spy harder
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