There's a fresh 9 inches of snow on the ground
And it's -11C with a real feel temperature closer to -20c
And the highlight, starred, must do event in town?
A guided tour around a trash heap...
Holy sweet Jesus mother of Christ Allah Buddha Krishna get me the fuck outta here
Oh - just read the forecast....
Let me say that again
Holy sweet Jesus mother of Christ Allah Buddha Krishna get me the fuck outta here