Monday, November 17, 2008

Oh dear


Caution Speed Bumps
Originally uploaded by Neubie
The hotel that I'm learning to make friends for profit at is 70 miles from any airport - or $220 in taxi terms.

it's also about 3 miles from the nearest road.

And built in a donut shape that makes it hard to navigate but impossible to get lost in.

The staff are weary - knowing that conventioneers always start quiet on Sunday and end, on Friday, bed hopping BFFs who grow drunker and more demanding by the day.

The patrons - all here on courses - expense everything and spend what they've saved on shiny suiuts and helmet hair lacquer.

If I had a soul it would be crumbling

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