The more bridges you've crossed to reach the parade the sharper your elbows
Ordering champagne (and tipping big) gets you great post parade service.
Barstaff have better bodies than bar customers
New York students use Halloween as an excuse to dress as sluts
I am too old to live in this town
Queeny old men have the pinkest tint to their nostalgia prescription specs.
Continuous focus and flash eats batteries
Halloween is the city's anonymous sex festival
Pumpkins are cool
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