Monday, September 01, 2008

A new look-a-like

Lots of people have been commenting on the similarity between 'first woman president when the old guy croaks' Sarah Palin and Tina Fey. But I think that she looks more like Tony Soprano's therapist.

Here are some other odd facts about the next president but one

She's a moose hunter
- No that's not a euphemism, thought it sounds like one I know.

She named all of her children after street slang for heroin
- Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper & Trig

She wasn't pretty enough to win Ms Alaska
- despite being one of only three women in Alaska

Actually that's not true - she wasn't clever enough to be Ms Alaska
- she failed on the US American's finding the US of America on a map thing

Her 17 year old daughter is pregnant
- by a 'man' named Levi

Is a little confused about whether or not to stone homos
Vetoed bill denying benefits to gays, as unconstitutional. (Aug 2008)
Marriage only be between and man and a woman. (Nov 2006)
Value our cultural diversity. (Nov 2006)
Ok to deny benefits to homosexual couples. (Aug 2006)

An dof course is more fertile than Idaho manure

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